Friday, March 16, 2012

Confessions of a Two Year Old


I threw on a floral frock yesterday morning - it had a crocheted neck line that extended through the bodice. I then swanned (bra less) into the kitchen, Zeph announced with a beaming smile 'Oh mum, I love your dress'. I thanked him and felt really beautiful. As I moved closer to give him a smoochy cuddle, his smile turned, his face looking both confused and concerned. He examined the crocheted bodice, gave the section between my boobs a little tap and remarked 'you just need to put something on under there to hold 'those*' up'! 

that's right - he always, always, always tells the truth (except he told me that I was going to get a helicopter for my birthday tomorrow).




*'those' meaning boobs, you knew that right?!

27 comments:

  1. Happy birthday gorgeous, have a beautiful day! Be liberated I say!

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  2. Ha ha!! Love it! Happy birthday for tomorrow lady!! Hope you have a wonderful day, sunshine, champagne and lots of laughs xx oh and CAKE. Lots of cake.

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  3. I'll see you sometime tomorrow with a card, pressie and bra* in tow.

    *jokes x

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  4. that is so funny! Birthday tomorrow! How exciting, I hope you get spoilt rotten.

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  5. I had to giggle! I prefer the honesty actually.

    Your birthday tomorrow?! So is mine! I made a green four leaf clover to wear for a change then claiming my undies were green... Recon it will work (wink).

    HAve a great day!

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  6. Kids honest is one of the funniest things.
    Wishing you a magical day for your birthday.

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  7. Em, he's hilarious! Sending mountains of birthday cheer your way, you're an amazing woman and I hope you have a super fun day. Bar or no bra! Lots of love. Kellie xx

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  8. Oh Zeph. He made me laugh out loud. What a cool kid you have there. Hope he really does whip out a helicopter for you tomorrow. Happy Birthday Em xx

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  9. Awesome, thanks Son. Happy Birthday for tomorrow, great that it is a Saturday right?! xx

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  11. Hehe, that's very cute! Have a fabulous birthday tomorrow! Jx

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  12. Ha ha can't believe he said that! Little fashion stylist in the making maybe! Have a super duper birthday!

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  13. Too too cute! Hope you have a wonderful birthday.

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  14. Better go put your bar on, or not. Have a great birthday tomorrow.

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  15. I think the honesty of the small people in our lives is … humbling! And good. Bless him! Happy birthday! xo

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  16. That is so cute! My 5yr old daughter is like that...very honest! Love it!
    Dianna
    marriedwithablog.com

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  17. Happy Birthday! Hope you're having a lovely day (so many March blogging ladies' birthdays - mine's next week and I've said happy birthday to a bunch of others today as well!)

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  18. Happy birthday! I love the honesty of two year olds and kids in general. My son once told me he loved my big squishy bottom... Have a lovely birthday x

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  19. So funny & cute! We almost share a birthday! Mine was the 16th! Happy Birthday x

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  20. Brilliant! He's hilarious. Have the most awesome of birthdays beautiful Em. You deserve fun, happiness and plenty of love always xx

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  21. Ah truthful little things aren't they... happy birthday, helicopters or not :-)

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  22. I hope you had a magical birthday!!!
    Kids & their honesty scare me!
    I try to wear a bra as infrequently as possible so your little one might have an issue with me :)

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  23. Out of the mouths of Babes. You can always rely on your kids to be honest with you in the most brutal of ways. Thanks for adding a smile to my day. Happy Birthday!

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  24. I'm in hysterics here Em, gold, pure. GOLD! I get that kind of raw, open honesty around here too. Never fails to lighten the day though xo

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  25. haha this is gold! belated birthday wishes to you x

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Thanks so much for your words of encouragement, advice and solidarity.

xo em